katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via hate)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via egberts)

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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(via itsthemotherfuckingkid)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via refreshes)

fatgirlgetsfitatlast:

Holy slip-n-slide, Batman!
dulect:


watcha got there

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

(via encourage)

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD